Be Your Spokesperson As Elmer, Drinking Coffee

About:

Elmer drinks coffee at the rooming house table and talks about what you want him to talk about. Send in your script and he will try and read it "pretty good." He is from SE Minnesota, not Fargo, which is in North Dakota anyway, so he talks like he does and not the movie.

Getting back to it. He will speak for you. Your products, your love life (be kind), your message to your Mom. He practices Minnesota Nice, so don't send him mean stuff or use a potty mouth. He will try to read what you write, but sometimes he just doesn't get it. Be prepared. He has opinions which he might just add on at the end. 

So, order the gig, write down the words and send them in. Please count them and order a gig extra when they exceed 25 words. Elmer needs you to help him out here. See gig extra for 300 and more words. And even more on 500 words. Ouch on the price. Sorry.

Revisions are not free. If he says George instead of Julie, he might redo it free, but if you just want it different, expect to pay. Be fair, his rate is low.

He always ends his Hwy 61 Filling Station show on youtube by saying, "See you later, alligator." So be prepared. He might say it here. Or not.

You got it? You bet. Now, go for it.

Reviews

Seller's Response:

My video was kind of low energy, when I asked for a redo, it was $50, so I had to edit it to give it a little more pep. Other than that, I think it's a great way to get instant credibility with middle America!

Seller's Response:

3 times in a row! The seller hit it out of the park...again...and I could not be happier. Hes incredible responsive, and he delivers a unique, high-quality read of my script EVERY TIME! Don't be fooled by the blue collar outfit...this guy is a seasoned pro!

Seller's Response:

Your words encourage me greatly. Thanks so much.

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One has to love Elmer just the way he is and the way he works. He is true to himself which is what we love about him. And one can’t go wrong by asking him to read to you.

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This was fantastic and I was so surprised to wake up to both the question and the final delivery. I'm on Asia's time zone so I slept through your first response. Thank you so much, here you can see how the final piece was presented: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_viijSfKQjg We LOVE your delivery and will likely order more in the future. Thank you again! Jesse